Monday 21 July 2008

I Thought I had it all Figured out



You have to clean out your closet once a week. You need to re-evaluate your priorties once a month..or as needed. Everybody on this earth isnt as smart as you. People arent assholes on purpose. Peolpe who hate all the time are miserable. People who dont listen are losers. Beer is good. Obama is the BOMB! White people have it better. Poor white trash have it worse. A good sweat is cleansing. Grand Theft Auto is fun. WII bowling is more fun. Please speak correctly around the kids. Everybody isnt gonna think your cool. Some people are gonna hate your guts. Try to maintain a good average between the two. Stop trying to impress people unless you have a boat. Youtube the Dave Chapelle episode "playahaters awards". Goodevening!

Im on so other ish



This weekend was spent on the water. I have a friend who has a boat and has been telling me to come and check him. I finally did it and am officially hooked on boating. We chilaxed all weekend , those boaters have a whole sub-culture going on that us landwellers have no clue about. You think your doing it pulling up to the club in your Audi A4, but you have no idea until you pull up to McCormick and Schmidtts at the Inner Harbor on a boat! I think the key is to not own the boat just have a friend who has one because, it seemed like alot of work when the weekend was over and I just wanted to hope in the A4 and speed back to Harm-City.

So todays lesson is that life is short and you should live it to the fullest. Enjoy shit and dont let things get you down. The theme this weekend was "Life is good" as you downed an ice cold brewski on the back of a boat.

P.S. The world does rotate, Just not around you!

Tuesday 1 July 2008

Jail guards investigated in inmate death


As soon as I read this story I smelled a rat. Not a racist rat just a rat. You mean to tell me this guy ran over the police, then the police who are in charge of policing took him to a place where the police are in charge of other police and looked him a jail cell by himself and he ended up dead. Then you bring in the FBI (police) to investigate the other police who were supposed to be guarding this guy at the police station. Im not justifying anything but this is unfair. Yes man, it is unfair that he killed another person but thats supposedly why we have police so we dont have complete chaos right. I guess its a thin line but one you cant cross. The writing is on the wall and anyone with a nose can smell this one a mile away. As my grandpop used to say, it stinks to high heaven!