Tuesday 25 September 2007

Who really wants beef with a Monk man?

"we can handle this like gentlemen or we can handle this like gangsters?"
How can anybody have beef with a Monk? Maybe Im tripping but I thought they were the most peacefull people ever? Well us Monk Men gotta stick together, somebody find me my passport!

Wednesday 19 September 2007

The Juice is Loose

If that's OJ's S&%T, they must acquit!!
I still like the Juice and I still think he is innocent. If some shady dudes had my stuff, I would want it back also. I would probably have gone about it a tad bit differently but hey, I'm just Scootermonk. After much debate, we have officially welcomed OJ into our illustrious club. Its not as easy as one might suspect (no pun intended) to become a card carrying member of the grown men with childhood nicknames club. Welcome Orenthal James!

Wednesday 12 September 2007

Black Man BEWARE!!!

UHHH OHHH - Baltimore might finally be on to something here. Just think about it, who knows a blackman better than a blackwoman? Lets face it, the blackman is driving black on black crime through the roof, the blackman is driving the murder rate out of control, the blackman isnt putting said "foot" in blackboys said "behind" when they mess up in school. If Mayor Dixon is anything like my mother or the mothers of most of my friends then B-More will be in shape in no-time. It has been my experience that the people who know how to push the buttons that get me back on point the most are my mother, my mother and my mother.

Who better than this crew to whip this African American city into shape. They can be compassionate as well as no nonsence. As far as all the Nelly Naysayers out there...Blackwomen have been dealing with you for generations.

Wednesday 5 September 2007

Jena Six

RALLY THE TROOPS ON JENA!!!

Hold on, this was a school fight right? I mean how many school fights have I been in? How many have you been in? How many times have you run outside after school to see a fight? How mad would I be if there was a noose hanging from a tree at Gaithersburg High? If there was one hanging, I guarantee that after the Friday night football game ,in the McDonalds parking lot, it would have been on like popcorn!

So everytime someone tells me they dont believe in Affirmative Action and black folks are always crying about being treated unfairly and slavery was over 400 years ago and we need to get over it and stop asking for hand-outs, I will refer them to the Jena Six, I will refer them to Amadu Diallo, I will refer them to Abna Luima, I will refer them to any Katrina victim,I will refer them to any blackman over the age of 60, then I will refer them to the McDonalds Parking lot on a Friday night!