Chitlin Circut

So its friday night and its a non - pay week and im in money conservation mode but at the same time I still want to go out.To be a truly effective party-goer on the chitlin circut one must act the part! Basketball is done and football hasnt started. Barry's not playing tonight and the streets are calling. Option numero uno is to go into the bat closet and pull out some spectacular get-up thats sure to shut the game down but as Peter Parker the Spectacular said " With great power comes great responsibility!"To be a truly effective party-goer on the chitlin circut one must act the part! Option numero dos is to keep the khaki shorts, T-Shirt and flip-flops on and and head to Canton for cheap drinks. The only problem with numero uno is that Ill promise myself im only going to take x amounts of loot out of the atm and swear "foe" GOD that Ill make due with some random predetermined amount which is sort of like a self imposed punishment for even allowing myself to delve into such pleasures. I justify this by saying to self" I need to be with my black people doing big things and enjoying observing and also being observed." To be a truly effective party-goer on the chitlin circut one must act the part! Once the drinks start flowing and the observer gets more confident and the swag gets "mo swaggier"...its a thin line between confidence and cockyness (sp?) and since Im sipping on the finest top shelf of whatever the current flavor is now, the line has been crossed and of course Im digging deep into the pockets and coming up with nothing but lint. To be a truly effective party-goer on the chitlin circut one must act the part! ....more to come.....